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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a spoiled girl blogging about her 1st world problems? A feminist."
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"Did you hear about the Anorexic Jedi? She had to be force fed."
"Did you hear about the two nuclear scientists who are no longer speaking to each other? They had a falling out..."
"Why do you ask me to press 1 for english when you know damn well you're going to transfer me to someone who doesn't speak english?"
"My bank is trying to get people to open additional savings accounts, but there is no interest."
"Punny Jokes Penicillin is worth its weight in mold. "
"ME: *3D prints a girlfriend* Hey baby 3D Girlfriend: *3D prints a boyfriend* I have a boyfriend"
"As a pot smoking narcissist, my life is all smoke and mirrors"
"I think the real reason men don't lactate is because we would just be irresponsible and squirt each other with it."
"What is Trump going to build to detain illegal Mexican immigrants if he becomes President? Juantanamo bay"