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Joke of the Day

"What's brown, and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"

"I think i'm bisexual... Every time I want sex I have to buy it."

"Gay porn is so funny, I can't keep a straight face while watching it."

"Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10? Because no one wanted Windows Nein!"

"I forgot my joke about a lollipop... I swear it was on the tip of my tongue!"

"""So your telling me that you'd be willing to lick your SO's butthole..."" ""But all be damned if you would share a toothbrush!"""

"A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly. [I scramble to take off my full-body fly costume]"

"When I was a teen, my parents talked to me about safe sex. I'm having the same talk with them about the Reply All button."

"What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer? It is to get West Nile in the stew line."

"Contrary To Popular Belief, Chuck Norris Won Super Bowl 46. By Phone"