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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm? A rural pool."
Next Joke
"What do comedians put outside their house on Halloween? 'Pun-kins'"
"Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!"
"I found a place where recycling rate is 98% Reddit."
"Why do black people only ever have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."
"How many Italians can you fit in a bathtub? Don'tworryaboutit."
"Life is meaningless and we all die in the end xD"
"Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? QT (cutey)."
"my ex-girlfriend named my penis Trump, Because it talked a big game to get inside, left her disappointed, and she wanted to get rid of it in 4 years or less..."
"[Text convo] Her: Can I come over right now? Me: [Puts entire mess in closet, puts high thread count sheets on bed & sprays Febreeze] Sure."