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Joke of the Day

"my ex-girlfriend named my penis Trump, Because it talked a big game to get inside, left her disappointed, and she wanted to get rid of it in 4 years or less..."

"Romantic Remembrance by Valentine Card"

"Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."

"Doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex But the wife insists it says its for Dyslexia"

"Whoever named the seesaw probably didn't get another chance to name stuff."

"Just wrote a song about making sandwiches using tortillas. ... Well, it's more of a rap..."

"The victim's body was found in the kitchen surrounded by eight empty boxes of cornflakes. Police suspect it was the work of a serial killer."

"Just once In a post-game interview, I'd love to see an athlete credit Natural Selection for his team's win."

"They say there is safety in numbers... Tell that to 6 million jews"

"Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym? Because why MC, eh?"