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Joke of the Day

"Van Gogh hands a wrapped up box to his girlfriend. ""Vincent, please tell me this isn't another ear."" ""What?"""

"My favorite part about ordering a salad on the first date is going into the bathroom and eating 6 mini donuts."

"I got in an argument with Kobe Bryant. I now have Kobe Beef."

"Want to hear a funny joke? Civil Rights. For Anyone."

"A prisoner was told how he'll be executed Needless to say, he was shocked."

"What's the difference between a Women's cross country team and midget geniuses? The midget geniuses are cunning runts."

"Did you hear about the old chameleon that couldn't change color? He had *a reptile dysfunction*."

"Did you know that ancient Egyptians were related by their farts? It's true. They had a toot in common."

"My life coach told me I was going to be traded at the end of the year."

"Just got a package in the mail today... DEEZ NUTS! HAHHHHHHH GOT-EEEM"