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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep a blonde busy? Put ""flip"" on both sides of a piece of paper"
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"Good cop: license and registration please Perp: I'm sorry was I speeding Dad Cop: hi sorry was I speeding, I'm dad."
"People with FB statuses like, ""I'm so angry right now"", then when someone says, ""What's up?"" they reply, ""I'll text you."" WHAT ABOUT US?"
"What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs? A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house"
"[answers phone in crowded elevator] give me some good news...HOW contagious?"
"Hey Young Girls, when a first date suggests you two go to ""your place"", take him to Target."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar And the bartender says ""I have a shot named after you"" The grasshopper replies ""you have a shot named Steve?!"" My bartender friend told me this, thought I should share"
"Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket Was writing a Limerick but said, ""Fuck it."""
"50% of analysis is... anal."
"Sitting out in my front yard pointing a hair dryer at speeding cars to see if any slow down."