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Joke of the Day
"You know, I always really liked Meatloaf I've never had any beef with him"
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"How many days are there in Canadian February? About Twenty, eh."
"Damn son are you a girl? BECAUSE OTHERISE WHY YOU NO DOCTAH YET?!"
"Why is Latvian cross road? Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police."
"I was gonna make a gay joke... Butt fuck it."
"Overheard, my parents, watching the World Cup: Dad: Who are you routing for? Mom: I'm routing for it to be over."
"If you feel like procrastinating... ...Just do it tomorrow instead."
"What's brown and sticky? My poop."
"Apparently, if she's refused to speak to you for two days your text should not be 'Why are you mad again?'"
"rural upbringin' What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin? Prom night."