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Joke of the Day

"I swallowed two pieces of string and when I went to the bathroom they came out tied together. I shit you knot."

"An iPhone 7 walks into a bar ... I'll have a Jack please!"

"Lying on a hospital bed, I pull you in close, and with my dying breath, I whisper, ""Name one of your Pokemon after me"""

"Omg, I'm a huge fan! -Windmills"

"What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work? A rebell"

"What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !"

"STOP holding secret meetings about my paranoia!"

"Label every torrent you upload with your e-mail address and other contact information so peers can thank you"

"This one's a classic from my childhood: Say the letter ""X"" ten times fast. \\_()_/ "

"""That'll be $15.99 please"" ""Do you take giant revolving badgers?"" *cashier grabs me by the throat* ""We ONLY take giant revolving badgers"""