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Joke of the Day
"Ellen Pao's credibility after VictoriaGate Oh wait, she never had any."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor"
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"I accidentally dropped one of my husband's Viagra into my contact solution and now I'm cockeyed."
"My signature move is signing a piece of paper."
"a waiter walks up to a table of yentas and asks, ""is ANYTHING alright?"""
"Why did Bin Laden stop having sex? Every time he looked between a woman's legs, he saw Bush."
"It looks like bathroom tai chi but it's me trying to trigger the automatic paper towel dispenser."
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"I got my wisdom teeth out solely to make a cute viral video of what I said coming out of anaesthesia, but I used the N-word too many times."