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Joke of the Day

"Ex girfriends are like refugees As long as they are far away, you dont care about them, but once they come closer you feel like shit"

"A new study finds that women find men with beards more attractive than men without beards More great work from the University of James Harden"

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"16 yr old nephew bought me a Miley Cyrus CD. He said ""Listen to it, it'll change your mind. It did change my mind. I used to like my nephew."

"There was a prison break at Guantanomo Bay Authorities warned of ""free radicals"" in area."

"Password: 1 upper case letter, 1 lower case letter, 1 stair case, 1 briefcase, 1 in case of emergency, 2 cases of beer, and 1 quesadilla."

"What's the best part of having sex with 25 year olds? There are twenty of them."

"How do you get negative inflation ? Deflation."

"My physics professor gave us a really difficult exam question about a ball with a changing rate of acceleration. It was a jerk move."

"People used to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be a comedian"", well nobody's laughing now"