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Joke of the Day
"I got myself into this mess, and I can get myself further into this mess."
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"Did you hear the one about Make-A-Wish foundation giving concert tickets to the little deaf boy? Neither did he."
"If we start referring to the oil spill as a ""petrol spill"" it sounds like an indie rock band and we can all just do drugs and chill."
"My friend had to step in as the lead of Little Shop of Horrors at the last second. He was Suddenly Seymour."
"What did the egg say to the boiler water? It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night."
"""To infinity (bed, bath) and beyond!"" - Buzz Lightyear settles down"
"You're more special than relativity."
"Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'? A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!"
"OK I made a new one! How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months? Central Fajiting."
"What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave? Decompose"