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Joke of the Day

"What did the egg say to the boiler water? It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night."

"Nothing cures a hangover like a positive pregnancy test."

"I was going to grease my mechanic's hand with a $20 bill for the phenomenal job he did but ... he already overcharged me by $200."

"Where did the gay Wizard go? He disappeared with a poof."

"Did you hear about the guy who lived in a tyre? He got a puncture and now he lives in a Flat "

"What's an ""innuendo"" ? An Italian suppository"

"What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for? Web design."

"it was the busta rhymes, it was the wursta rhymes"

"The only things that defy gravity are women... ...the heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up."

"Whenever I'm in doubt, I ask myself ""What would Jesus do?"" then I remember Jesus got crucified, his decision making skills weren't brilliant"