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Joke of the Day
"What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave? Decompose"
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"Why does granny have black eyes? She was skipping without her bra"
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"What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi? Stew"
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? denim denim denim"
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph because he's not a full essay."
"A joke my 4 year old came up with today... Him: ""What's the only mammal that can breathe under water?"" Me: ""I dunno, what?"" Him (loudly): ""An elephant sticking his trunk up!"""
"The bassist walked past the bar."
"What do you call someone sexually attracted to plants? A ChloroPhile"
"Whats the word im looking for? You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word?"