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Joke of the Day

"Racist jokes... Go!"

"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."

"Where do you find a quadriplegic? There where you left him."

"Cops: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM Invisible Hands Adam: shit"

"[texting] -have a good day You two! *to Ugh *tpp Arghh *yoo DAMMIT *two shit *TOO YOU TOO There! :) -please stop texting me Ha! You two!"

"What do you call it when you see a smart blonde A dream"

"How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands? ...because paint! -my four-year-old daughter."

"Entropy ...isn't what it used to be."

"What sound does a Hispanic pacman make? Guac-a Guac-a!"

"What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac? I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty."