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"Why did the feminist sign up for football? She wanted to be the center of attention."
"What goes vroom rrt... vroom rrt... vroom rrt... A blond at a flashing red light."
"What's white on top and black on bottom? Society What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape"
"Ways to know a guy at the bar wants to take you home: 1. He talks to you. 2. He buys you a drink. 3. That drink makes you REALLY sleepy."
"Two jews walk into A bar... Ahbar then gets insulted that the jews even looked at him and demands that his country declares war on Israel for these unspeakable crimes."
"Captain America's shield was made of Adamantium. What was Hawkeye's shield made of? Quicksilver."
"I'm always disappointed when I board a plane and there's no handsome man running after me to stop me. Thanks, hollywood."
"I had my wife on all fours last night... As she was telling me to get out from under the bed and fight like a man."
"What do you call a frugal Transformer? Optimus Dime."