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Joke of the Day
"What's white on top and black on bottom? Society What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape"
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"What is green and has wheels Grass. I lied about the wheels."
"When my wife says ""I don't want to talk about it"" that's woman code for you better put your life on hold for 2 hours & find out what ""It"" is"
"What do a bass guitar solo and peeing your pants have in common? It's quiet and embarrassing."
"Two Whales are Sitting at a Bar One whale looks over to the other and says ""Eeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooouuuuuuu"" and the other whale looks at him and says, ""Man you're really fucked up"""
"Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fell out of a window"
"I'm just a boy, standing in front of a printer wondering if he forgot to press something."
"I broke up with my girlfriend when I found out she only has 4 toes on each foot.... Turns out I'm lack-toes intolerant.."
"Alfred Nobel is considered the inventor of dynamite ...because all the others could not be positively identified."
"What type of cheese is made backwards? Edam"