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Joke of the Day
"A black couple leave a generous tip at a restaurant.... Just kidding."
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"Whenever Becky says anything in the breakroom, I just say, ""well, that got racist pretty fast"" and walk out. I hate you so much, Becky."
"My dad's TV volume is always set at ""screw the neighbors""."
"How do you treat Mrs. Potato Head when she has cancer? Ampu-tater"
"My Christian friend got caught masturbating to a hymn It gave a whole new meaning to 'O Come All Ye Faithful'"
"Sometimes I scratch my balls and then smell my fingers. It's not a big deal really"
"How do you get a fly out of the kitchen? Shit in the living room"
"Bad Joke? What did the 2 sundaes say to eachother? I wish it was SUNDAY"
"According to the police report, waking up in your lover's arms is only romantic when they know how you got in their house."
"Why do fish always sing off key? You can't tuna fish."