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Joke of the Day

"According to the police report, waking up in your lover's arms is only romantic when they know how you got in their house."

"I would rather have Bill Cosby as President than Donald Trump.. because if America is gonna get fucked for 4 years I wanna be asleep when it happens."

"Some people don't like fracking But the alternative is boring!"

"Why did the Atheist fail algebra? He didn't believe in higher powers."

"Blind dates are the best They don't even see me coming"

"What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor? One does not simply walk into Mordor"

"A redditor and his friend, Elle, walk into a bar... The redditor notices a jar of mayonnaise on the bar, so he says, ""Hey, Elle, a mayo!"""

"What do you call a Serbian national hero? a war criminal"

"Women's history isn't a month.... It's only 28 days.... Period."

"Why are divers always so nervous? Because they're always under pressure!"