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Joke of the Day

"Why do fish always sing off key? You can't tuna fish."

"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13."

"What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles? A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes."

"Boyfriend is talking about taking me on a camping trip. Like, a real one where we'll sleep in a tent and pee outside. Is he mad at me?"

"Wanna hear a pedophile joke? You're never to young to get it. :^)"

"What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down? Coles"

"Did you hear the one about to car that lost its tires? Apparently it was in a wheel hurry."

"I doubt anyone's actually ""dying"" from seeing a cute baby picture on FB, but we can always dream."

"A waist is a terrible thing to mind."

"How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation"