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Joke of the Day

"How do you treat Mrs. Potato Head when she has cancer? Ampu-tater"

"I learned about genetic mutation in biology today. It was my first class."

"What will happen if somebody were to kill all Scotsmen? They will get off scot-free."

"hi What did the bar maid say in front of the gay bar? ""Im cracking up just being here"" ."

"Why are teachers always making answer keys? So they can open doors of opportunity for their students."

"What's a wolf's favorite breakfast food? A wolffle."

"I'm not an alcoholic I just have a lot of things to celebrate."

"What did the Scientologist play on his Wii? Xenublade"

"A repost walks into a bar... ....Nah, nevermind. You've probably heard it before."

"Spin the bottle is a lot like Russian Roulette if there's an ugly person there."