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Joke of the Day
"What did the homeless man say to Barack Obama? ""Can I have some 'change'?"""
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"I downloaded corn onto my computer. It messed up the kernel."
"Once again its Friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week...."
"All I wanna do is *gun shot gun shot gun shot* and *cash register noise* get off Sound Effect Island"
"Clean - What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park your car man :) - Classic!"
"I use my notebook the same way I use my girlfriend. Just flip'em over every period."
"I always assumed the movie ""Grease"" got its title from how those characters managed to fit into those pants."
"Took a poop without my phone. Had no idea what to do with my hands. Did the Macarena. What a day."
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? ... Denim denim denim"
"I asked my dad if I was adopted... He said, ""No, but not from lack of trying."""