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Joke of the Day

"What did the homeless man say to Barack Obama? ""Can I have some 'change'?"""

"What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness? ...knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing?"

"A man walks into a bar and see three bitches. Because he's a misogynist."

"Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible? Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."

"How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour? One has parents"

"I keep wanting to make a BDSM joke... ... but I keep getting tied up in the punchline."

"A blue whale produces 400 gallons of sperm when he ejaculates... [NSFW] And you wonder why the sea tastes so salty..."

"I just found out JFK was jewish. He was shot in the temple."

"Why are you so pissed? You asked me what turns me on and all I said was you not talking..."

"At the end of camp Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed. 'How did your trunk get so neat?' she asked her messy daughter. 'It was easy' said Julie. 'I just never unpacked!'"