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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar and see three bitches. Because he's a misogynist."
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"Text 'ANYTHING' to 'Any Number' to donate $5 to your service provider if you have no texting plan."
"Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies... And the swallow that brings no babies."
"What type of lights were on Noah's Ark? You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!"
"Why can't Americans play chess ? Because they are missing two towers."
"I only make my food from the natural ingredients, like uranium and asbestos"
"""Let's go through it bit by bit"" Said Jack the Ripper"
"So, a girl was giving me a handjob... and I told her to stop because she was rubbing me the wrong way."
"GENIE: you have 3 wishes ME: i wish for one more wish G: um...ok...your wish is granted. you now have 3 wishes M: aweso- wait, what"
"A Hardcore atheist, A dedicated vegan, and an avid cross-fiter walk into a bar. how can you tell which one is which? They tell you."