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Joke of the Day

"Fun WWI fact: There are more crashed planes down at the bottom of the ocean than- -crashed submarines in the sky."

"If you have a six-pack and a friend drinks five of your beers, what do you have left? One less friend."

"My gf asked me if I'm cumin I said no, 'cause your papwreaksa"

"I was having trouble reverse parking... ...until I tried my back-up plan."

"A gritty reboot of basketball where we find out all the players' moms were murdered by circles and that's why they throw rocks at one."

"""I'm leaving you"" ""why?"" ""Your jokes are old and tiresome"" ""but, I can updog"" ""What's updog?"" ""NOTHIN, WHAT'S UP WI-"" *slams door*"

"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they."

"What is black, white, black, white...? A nun falling down the stairs"

"Build a man a fire, and you'll keep him warm for a night. Light a man on fire, and you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life."

"There is a nudist convention on in town next week. I might go if I have nothing on."