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Joke of the Day

"DATE: [whispering in my ear] i've got a secret ME: [also whispering] is it tacos DATE: [giggles] no ME: can it be tacos"

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free... I need the cheap labor."

"When someone has Taken your car who should you call? Liam Nissan"

"What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house? I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation."

"Two wheels were spinning in a dessert One of them, being careful told the other one: ""Watch out there is a cactussssssss..."""

"What does a cow produce when an earthquake occurs MILKSHAKE"

"It is better to have loved and lost than have your face ripped off by a chimpanzee"

"Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug? Crack Rock."

"My teenage daughter is very odd She literally can't even."

"It's no fun when someone you're ignoring ignores you back."