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Joke of the Day

"Why do bacteria congregate in public places? It's a part of their culture."

"What do you call a fish with no mouth? A floppy dildo"

"I've been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare's dead silly. No wonder he hasn't replied."

"If Hillary Clinton wins the election I am moving to Benghazi. At lest I know she will leave me alone there."

"Your Momma is like Communism no class"

"[ENEM] Complete: Hey ________ a) Jude b) I just met you c) There Delilah d) Soul sister e) Hey, you you, I don't like your girlfriend"

"Pickup Lines Everyone says you're an Angel, but I think you're Medusa because whenever I stare into your eyes I turn rock hard. Do you like bad grades cause I can give you all the D's"

"If you mix taco bell sauce into your ramen.. It tastes exactly like poverty."

"If I work security at the Samsung store, does that make me a Guardian of the Galaxy?"

"Where's the best place to hide after committing a murder? Behind a badge."