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Joke of the Day

"[interview at Bass Pro Shops] So, tell me a little about yourself. Me: *dressed in camouflage* Wait, you can see me?!"

"I'm going to make a porno parodying the movie ""Alien"" I think the tagline will be, ""*In space no one can hear you cream*""."

"What did the cake say to the knife? You want a piece of me?!?"

"The nice thing about being a pessimist is that in the end you are either pleasantly surprised or you have the satisfaction of knowing you were right all along."

"Can somebody please find Ja Rule? I need help in making sense of just what happened"

"5th grade teacher: ""You have more wrong answers than your whole class combined. I have never seen one person make so many mistakes."" Student: ""Well... not *one* person. My dad helped me too."""

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph because they're not a full esay"

"What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam? ""Look ma, no hands!"""

"[Request] Not sure if this is the right subreddit I am looking for some funyun jokes, it is for school."

"What is red and hurts when you bite it? A Brick."