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Joke of the Day

"How was copper wire invented? Two jews fighting over a penny."

"What did Ernie say when Bert asked him if he wanted some ice cream? Sherbert. (I can't take credit for this amazing piece of comedy. Heard it from a friend, no idea if he came up with it or not.)"

"Instead of ""the John"" I decided to start calling my bathroom ""the Jim"" I needed to workout more. Now first thing in the morning I always go to the Jim!"

"How do you censor real life hentai? Pubes"

"My family thinks I don't get jokes But I'm actually great at them!"

"My neighborhood is having a meeting tonight about the crazy naked lady and I'm the only one not invited. Weird."

"How do you catch a bear? First, dig a large bear-sized hole. Then, burn up some paper and fill the hole with ash. Lastly, kick the bear in the ash-hole."

"What do you call an overweight psychic? A four-chin teller."

"If you can't beat the record, you can beat up its owner."

"What's a spiders favorite way to learn? A webinar."