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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an overweight psychic? A four-chin teller."
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"A bank is a place that will lend you money.... if you can prove that you don't need it."
"Lady Gaga got engaged on Valentine's Day with a heart-shaped ring, indicating her fiance shares her love for bold originality."
"What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire? That he needed to address the situation"
"Ted Cruz should have been forced to carry his Campaign to term... Terminating it is unchristian afterall"
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? ... Denim denim denim"
"How do golfers get away with cheating? The unfairway"
"Senior Year? More like sleep and beer."
"What do the Green Bay Packers and Monica Lewinsky have in common? Clinton Dix, haha."
"Dear Adobe, In all the times I've been to the circus I've never seen an Acrobat Reading."