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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an overweight psychic? A four-chin teller."
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"You can always tell a guy masturbates a lot, by his hands. If you look closely, you'll see a wedding ring."
"- Michelle, we must break up... - Oh, I'll kill myself! - That's a nice bonus. Thank you!"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9."
"Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid."
"My friend and I were playing 'biggest number', and for my number I simply multiplied his number by itself. I won fair and square."
"[death row] Guard: alright tough guy one last meal Me: a cyanide pill Guard: what? no we want to kill you! Me: too bad Guard: aw man"
"What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread? A bakery."
"Two whales walk into a bar The first whale says to the bartender ""WHAAAA-EEEEEEEE-OOOOOOO-UUUUUU"" The second whale turns to the first and says ""Frank! What the hell is wrong with you?"""