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Joke of the Day
"My family thinks I don't get jokes But I'm actually great at them!"
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"Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. ""Oy Abraham I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse"". ""Ssh!"" hisses the other ""It's not till next week""."
"So there are 2 fish in a tank... And one says to the other: ""Hey, how do you drive this thing??"""
"If Africa had more mosquito nets... ...we'd save millions of mosquitos from dying of Aids each year"
"What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months? I think we should sea otter people."
"There's a new TV drama coming out starring Saddam Hussein it's going to be called ""Soap on a Rope"""
"Why would you ever ""brave"" the cold when you can ""complain about"" it?"
"What do u call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto"
"Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall and the other green and yellow and 2ft Gin tall. The police are searching high and low for them."
"What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog? Stupid."