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Joke of the Day

"My family thinks I don't get jokes But I'm actually great at them!"

"When an elevator stops at your floor, a nice thing to do is to hug the person next to you and say, ""This was fun. Let's keep in touch."""

"Amish Hooker What's an Amish Hooker do? Ten Mennonite! (Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.) edit: I accidentally a "")"", but I'm getting a kick out of the weird comments. :-)"

"Do you know what i did the first time i got a boner? Went outside. I didn't know how big it would get."

"What is Trumps favorite movie? Minority Report."

"What language do farsighted people speak? Farsi."

"How can U make a difference? Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*"

"Moon rock versus Earth rock Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? Because it's a little meteor."

"Why did the squirrel swim on his back? To keep his nuts dry!"

"Therapist: ""I think you have a phobia of marriage. Do you know the symptoms?"" Me: ""I can't say I do."" Therapist: ""That's one of them."""