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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the concussed gravedigger? He lost the plot."
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"There's one thing I can't stand when I'm drunk Up"
"What country can't be hacked? Madagascar, because all their ports are closed."
"Does anyone else's belt turn into a Rubik's cube when they have to piss like a racehorse?"
"Want to hear a cheesy joke? I will only tell it if I have your Parmesean..."
"My SO thinks this is a very funny joke... is it? Q: Where do ballerinas go to get their torrents? A: The Pirouette Bay"
"I think it's odd that you can buy binoculars, but no heteronoculars, homonoculars nor transnoculars."
"If four out of five people suffer from radiation poisoning... Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?"
"I went to the doctor the other day and he told me I need to quit masturbating I asked why and he said ""because I'm trying to examine you!"""
"Spoil any movie by telling ur friend ""Ice Cube dies"" before they watch it. They'll be waiting for Ice Cube to appear and die the whole time"