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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong? A mistake"
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"I like my women like I like my coffee, passed through the digestive system of a cat"
"The only way I'd get within six feet of some people is if I'm standing on their grave."
"Women's Rights"
"How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh? TEN Tickles LuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuL"
"What made the triangle high? Potenuse Credit: Key and Peele. I don't want to be like that kid in class."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ...bah dum tsh."
"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Sheep can hear zippers."
"I need some white people jokes. I was talking with some guys at work and came to find that we are all disappointed at the lack of white people joke we know, so let hear what you've got."
"Pupil: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do? Teacher: Of course not Pupil: Good, because I didn't do my homework"