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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no asian knights? Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it."

"Snapbacks Popular amongst those with brittle bones."

"Did you hear about the new extreme camping TV show? It's in tents."

"Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft? Because the prick's behind the wheel"

"What does a South Korean call their lover? Their Seoul Mate."

"If guys were smart they would forget the nightclubs and watch the supermarket for girls buying frozen dinners and cat food."

"A word in this sentence is misspelled. Misspelled."

"A True Nymphomaniac Convention. Everyone came."

"If looks could kill, mirrors would be the leading cause of death among ugly people."

"Gary Johnson Has won the election."