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Joke of the Day

"I can never talk about religion... ...no one understands me when I tell them i'm a Dyslexic Santaist."

"Another normal evening Cook food - 30 minutes Eat it - 5 minutes Check Facebook - 1 minute Check Twitter - 8 hours"

"a seal walks into a club eh"

"Some people say telling a joke about chavs is as bad as racism Nonsense chavs aren't a race. They're a subspecies"

"Guess what Gordon Ramsay said about my mixtape... ""ITS RAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!"""

"Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road? Because of you."

"I bet black unicorns have the biggest horns."

"What does a duck smoke? Quack"

"Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation? At the Howliday Inn!"

"What's a word that starts with ""N"" that you don't want to call a black person? Neighbor"