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Joke of the Day
"*puts a picture of Roger Rabbit in a picture frame* I did it. I framed Roger Rabbit."
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"Three jews walk into a bar... ...a bar mitzvah."
"So a patient walks into my therapist office... [INFORMATION PROTECTED BY THE HIPPA]"
"I call my weed the Quran... because every time I burn it I get stoned."
"Did you hear the one about the Virgin marrying the Supermodel? Yeah, me neither.."
"[Pickup] got a dank sub woofer for $100 today whoops wrong sub"
"""I'm THIRSTY!"" ""Can I have a drink?"" ""DAAAAAAAAD!"" ""I WANT WAAAAAAAAAAAAATER!"" See? My son can turn water into whine, too. Your move, God."
"My Ex girlfriend works in a pharmacy, so whenever I want to spoil her mood I'll just go there to buy condom for no reason. Sometimes I'll go 3 times a day..."
"For computer geeks. Less isn't more, less is more."
"All across the United States of America, at this very moment, right now.... Kelsey, Madison and Taylor literally can't even."