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Joke of the Day

"Top Joke in Scotland I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

"Son: Mom, how was I born? Mom: Well son, it all started when I asked the wrong man for directions."

"I was gonna make a Justin Bieber joke.. But, Sorry."

"You ever notice when your phone decides to call someone its someone you don't want to talk to.!"

"Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up? Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over"

"What do you call a black man that flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist!"

"What did the farmer say when someone pooped into his water source? Well shit..."

"What's Mark Zuckerberg's favorite sex move? The facial. He wrote the book on it."

"Two elephants jump off a cliff Boom, boom"

"Damn bro, judging by your handshake I would hate to be your d*ck."