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Joke of the Day

"This may be one all of you have heard, but what do Eric Clapton and coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream."

"What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have? Virgin Mobile"

"Hey guys who write updates about how all girls are beautiful and should be respected, did you figure it out on your own or did your boyfriend tell you??"

"I wasn't too impressed by Dr. Strange.. I've seen Stranger Things."

"Thanks for the heart attack, Chinese menu under the door while I'm watching a scary movie."

"A magician was driving down the road. He turned into a driveway!"

"I made a belt out of watches once... It was a complete waist of time."

"Mystery In an ironic twist, Oscar Pistorious has investigators stumped."

"Funny shaped potato joke Q: What do you call a penis-shaped potato? A: A ""Dick-tatter""."

"Why is it when a house is haunted it's always a ghost from the 1700's? Imagine it being a ghost from 2007 screaming ""It's Britney Bitch"" at 3am"