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Joke of the Day

"This may be one all of you have heard, but what do Eric Clapton and coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream."

"Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone? He didn't have any body to go with him."

"Somewhere, there is a turf war going on... ...between skeletons and secret gays."

"There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it over."

"Is amazed how I go to bed with normal hair and wake up looking like a beat up version of medusa. Am I fighting crime in my sleep? Wtf."

"Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay they would be called baygulls. My dad loves this joke."

"I tried getting my girlfriend to do my taxes... But she really wasn't Intuit."

"Today was my first day in University Everyone look me like i am a criminal or prey."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because the neckbeard put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"What does a German snake sound like? ...."