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Joke of the Day

"How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb? We're on our sixth."

"Menage a trois?! I haven't even successfully split a Kit-Kat three-ways"

"What does a duck like to have for breakfast? Quacker Oats"

"I finally found my wife's G-spot! Who would have thought her sister had it the whole time?"

"What do you get when OP gets erections? QR"

"What do you call a gay magician? A poof"

"*jk rowling wakes up* what's today's tweet *spins large bingo cage* hagrid... is... pansexual and... he later joined isis"

"What do you call twin policemen? Copies."

"What emits a monochromatic beam of salty snack food? Frito Layser."

"What's the best way to see yesterday's front page ? 9GAG"