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Joke of the Day

"I'm quite confident that the reason i'm single Is because i didn't forward that chain letter in 2008"

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you've got 5 more rounds in the chamber. You'll get that moon eventually. He'll pay for what he did."

"Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because they'll melt."

"I'd rather pick my nose in traffic than arrive at my destination with a crusty booger. Anyone who says different is a liar."

"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your mouth."

"My only real regret in life is not pretending to be a shark in a heavily populated swimming area. But there's still time."

"What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? A very very big spider !"

"How do you scare a snowman? You get a hairdryer!"

"BOSS: I've called you here because I suspect one of you... IS AN OWL ME: Who? *everyone stares at me, even Gary whose head is turned 180*"

"Answer your phone, ""come in"" just to mess with people once in a while. Count how many seconds it takes for them to respond."