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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pan-sexual man named Nick who works at a CD store? Pan Nick at the Disc Co."

"What is green and sits crying in the corner? The incredible Sulk."

"I found if you put the right stickers on your cooler and walk as fast as you can they'll let you in any part of the hospital you want."

"On the off chance I'm captured by cannibals, I've got a 'Best if eaten by 1975' tattoo on my neck."

"What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye? Pink eye"

"What is the hungriest mineral that exists? Apatite"

"My wife doesn't know this, but for the first 3 years of our marriage I thought we were supposed to share a toothbrush."

"What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books? ""I don't know what you're Tolkien about!"" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb."

"People say musicians are gems I used to think Simon and Garfunkel were real gems, but then I about diamond and carbuncle."

"Hubby: This dinner is not gonna make itself!!!!! And that ladies and Gentleman is how I starred on ""COPS"""