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Joke of the Day

"Sure, there are plenty of fish in the sea, but they won't have sex with you either."

"Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane? Do I really have to answer that? Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel?"

"What do you call a research facility in the middle east? Darpa Darpa"

"25 pumpkins only 90's kids could spice"

"Know any Swedish jokes? I've heard they don't Finnish very well"

"A Polish person went to have their eyes tested. The eye test chart read: N Y X C S F R U Z. The optom asked, can you read any of those letters?' read it?' the polish person answered, i know him!'"

"I slept with a Blind Girl She kept telling me how huge my cock was but I'm pretty sure she was just pulling my leg."

"two conceited people having sex... ...girl says ""tight, huh?"" guy replys ""nah, just full"""

"Lindt Chocolate are to make a new Chocolate bar to commemorate the terrorist attack on its cafe in Sydney It will be called allahu akBAR"

"Me: Sorry, my son spilled the water Waiter: No problem, I'll get you a new one Me: [grabbing his arm] Make sure this one likes sports"