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Joke of the Day
"So bored at the airport, I just smiled at a baby to kill time."
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"I farted while lifting a heavy object today. It was very embarrassing. I had to apologise to the man at the next urinal."
"What do you call a starving parrot? A polynomial!"
"Love your friends, crop dust your enemies in a crowded elevator."
"The best thing about owning a Smart Car is when it gets dirty, you can just put it in the dishwasher."
"Honestly sometimes I STILL think about how dope it is that I don't have any homework."
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it."
"A man goes to the vet about his dog's fleas. The vet says: 'I'm sorry, I'll have to put this dog down.' The man is incredulous and asks why. The vet says: 'Because he's far too heavy.'"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing. She just gagged a little."
"What do you call a snake that works for the government? ~~A civil serpent~~ Senator."