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Joke of the Day

"Why did the console player cross the road? Because fuck you for clicking on this just to tell me how much of a shitty repost this is!"

"Q: Why did the belt get locked up? A: He held up a pair of pants."

"Who steals all the soap in the bathroom? The robber ducky"

"Why should we call Indians Native Americans? Most of those ones over in Asia have never even been to the States."

"How did the metal get the wrong idea? He was misled."

"Remember that time I got drunk... Yeah me neither."

"What's the difference between terrorists and tourists? Terrorists have sympathizers."

"So I was Complaining about 1st world problems the other day When I realized that my complaining is a first world problem"

"I always give 100% Which is why I was sacked from being an exam marker."

"Push to Add Drama"