106073
Joke of the Day
"Push to Add Drama"
Next Joke
"Ralph once had an IQ of 18, ... but then it fell asleep. edit: ~~they~~ it"
"What's Donald Trump's least favorite music band of all time? Foreigner."
"A 3 foot tall psychic escapes prison, then he gets a look at the newspaper ""Small medium at large"""
"A hiker tried to write poems but he didn't know what to do he tried all kinds but cleared his mind when he went for a haiku."
"R Kelly taking the art out of rap artist."
"Well, it's that time of year again when people come up to me with their scary face and frightening clothes with their hand held out wanting money and shit. I hate my job at the welfare office."
"What do you do for a pig with sore muscles? Rub him with oinkment."
"How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they don't change light bulbs, they accept them the way they are."
"If you want your wife or girlfriend to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep."