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Joke of the Day
"Where do one-legged waitresses work? IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning."
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"The team that finished first in the local boat race were allowed to keep their boat. Scenes of celebration broke out when they realized they had won the champion ship."
"wife: Would you ever want an open marriage? me *messages every girl in my phone asking if they'd have sex with me* Umm *all respond no* Nah"
"I tried smoking hash the other day... But I couldn't get to corned-beef lit."
"It's cool how in England they call trucks ""lorries"" and dentists ""never"""
"BREAKING NEWS: A man breaks two ribs while laying in bed! ...and we'll return after this short commercial with more on how a man attempted to suck his own penis!"
"On this great new diet called ""sleep through breakfast."""
"How do you save a pirate's life? C P Arrr!"
"I can't believe we have a barack president. It's an obamanation!"
"You know what the best thing is about being a narcissist? Me."