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Joke of the Day

"Why did the bald man go outside ? To get some fresh hair !"

"Yo Mama so ugly, she has to use prescription make-up!"

"What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink? Grey Moose"

"Bernie Sanders is like the Wizard of Oz... ...because he took Kansas by storm."

"*shows up to date with horse drawn carriage* ""I'm so surprised!"" Yes it's a terrible drawing of a carriage but he didn't have thumbs so"

"Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather."

"what did the locomotive conductor crave once he became a zombie? traaaiins..."

"What do you call a female physicist? A physicist you sexist."

"What's fast and can breathe underwater? Not a toddler, I can tell you that"

"I'm always creeped out by the guy who seems to know the age of consent laws a little too well."