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Joke of the Day

"Son, I've made some questionable decisions in life & I must go away for awhile to face the consequences. How I tell my 5yo I'm off to poop"

"Did you know that each condom has a serial number printed on it? I guess you have never had to roll it back that far."

"I leave the window open at night hoping a drunk criminal will accidentally drop a bag of money inside while trying to break in."

"How did the chicken cross the freeway? Take the ""F"" out of ""Free"" and the ""F"" out of ""Way""."

"What do you call a wanderin' nun? A Roamin' Catholic"

"Color-blind gang members always shoot the wrong guys."

"Free throws are just as good as the store-bought kind."

"Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk? To make them happy before they die."

"How do you starve a right wing christian? Hide their money in their bible."

"New Urinals I'm not a fan of those new shaped urinals, went for a pee earlier and the fan just blew it everywhere!"