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Joke of the Day

"Why are powerpuff girls sad? [Nsfw] Because they neither have boyfriends nor fingers"

"Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? You still have to get up & take the disc out. It's like having a remote to open the fridge."

"It is said the population of sheep in New Zealand is 60 Million. How did they stay awake to figure THAT one out?"

"I hope the rain keeps up so it won't come down."

"new kitten So I decided to teach my kitten to write. You might think it was pretty hard but he took to it easily. Before long he could do anything I could do.. Turns out he was a copy cat :)"

"What did the frog with the speech impediment say? ""Thibbit"""

"I killed a girl who posted too many selfies.I think i can claim selfie-defence."

"As a girl who lifts weights at the gym... I experience a lot of flexual tension"

"I'm guessing that most people who claim to ""count calories"" are really bad at math."

"I want my last words be... ""I didn't want these to be my last words."""