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Joke of the Day
"Why are powerpuff girls sad? [Nsfw] Because they neither have boyfriends nor fingers"
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"I told a man I was voting third party He said, ""That's wasting your vote! Come on, gun to your head, who would you pick, Clinton or Trump"" ""Simple,"" I replied, ""I'd pick the bullet."""
"Can't help but think if I hadn't eaten that baby corn in 2001 it would now be teenage corn."
"Referring to people as individuals isn't accurate... I can divide them."
"YOU ASKED IF YOU COULD PET HER, NOT IF SHE BITES, MEGAN."
"What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate? Neither of them got to sea!"
"Hoe many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Swan."
"""All lower case?"" -your mom getting an email address"
"I combined National Pancake Day with International Women's Day Took my wife to IHOP and ordered a stack of pancakes for myself, and 8/10ths of a stack for her."
"Do you think horses are negative? They seem like real neigh sayers, and they're always whinnying about everything"