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Joke of the Day
"Still haven't found the manly way to walk across ice."
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"There's a new Batman coming out, but Batman is being played by an Asian? His alter-ego? Bruce Wang."
"What's the difference between a crab with boobs and a bus filled with old people? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."
"Where's the best place to find a dog with no legs? Where you left it"
"I bet Patrick Swayze's ""Ghost"" ghost & Bruce Willis's ""6th Sense"" ghost make beautiful pottery together in movie heaven."
"Why is there so much segregation today? All Fridays Matter"
"Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"I was at the confessional booth the other day and I asked the priest if he thought it would be a good idea to stop masturbating He said ""Sure, If it bothers you, I'll stop""."
"if anyone tries to tell you your dreams are unachievable just remember i have crashed my dirt bike into all 7 wonders of the world"
"A horse walks into a bar And the bar tender says ""why the long face?"" The horse replies ""my wife just died of cancer."""