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Joke of the Day
"Still haven't found the manly way to walk across ice."
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"How to spot the toughest guy in jail? He still has some whistle left in his fart."
"I was playing the Witcher 3 and I realized It should be called the Bitcher, cause I slay more pussy than monsters. ( )"
"Where can i learn the skyrim dovah language and daedric too? In the complete opposite direction of a vagina."
"Lawn Sprinkler What do you call four Mexicans, one Chinaman, and three Blacks standing in a yard? Lawn sprinkler. ""Spick spick spick spick, chink, nigga nigga nigga."""
"People who like shitty lite pop-rock are lucky. They get to hear their favorite music in department stores and at the dentist."
"How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread? He felt pain."
"What kind of bee makes milk? A boobee!"
"""Find something you love to do and you'll never work another day in your life."" Because you'll be home masturbating all the damned time."
"My walk of shame is when I have to take all the the empty Taco Bell bags out of my car and bring them to the garbage can."