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Joke of the Day
"Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian? Because he's never Finnish."
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"He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump, he's a little square. He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump, whats with that hair? Wierd Al on politics"
"Why are you so pissed? You asked me what turns me on and all I said was you not talking..."
"My brother has muscular dystrophy and we got into an argument about religion I told him his argument is just as valid as his legs.... Weak."
"QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race. ANSWER: The American people."
"Kidnapping is the most misleading term ever I've had these kids in my trunk for an hour and I can't get them to stop screaming let alone nap"
"""Eat your dinner so that lamb didn't die for nothing"" - will ensure you get your daughter's helping, too."
"IBM succumbs to feminist pressure Booleans can now contain the value ""maybe""."
"If Bob Marley were alive today, what would he listen to music on? An iAndiPod. Just made that one up. I can hear the groans."
"How do you get an 80 year-old woman to swear? How do you get an 80 year-old woman to yell ""F*ck""? You get another 80 year-old woman next to her to yell ""BINGO"""