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Joke of the Day
"IBM succumbs to feminist pressure Booleans can now contain the value ""maybe""."
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"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Wash her hand out with soap. ... rearranged the furniture. ... put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner."
"My goal was to lose 10 pounds this year... ~Only 15 more to go!!"
"If a psychic midget escapes from police custody.... ... is she a small medium at large?"
"So I went to a feminist picnic the other day. It was great, but no one would make me a sandwich."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."
"*finally gets comfortable with you* *starts whispering in your ear* ""oooo baby I can recite all my phobias in alpha order"""
"My neighbor is Indian and every night when he comes home he punches his wife... 6:30 pm, right on the dot."
"Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt. (I'm sorry)"
"Wife: Want do you want for dinner? Me: Surprise me. Wife: I used to be a man. Me: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pizza."