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Joke of the Day
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Led Zeppelin"
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"Egg and a sausage sizzling away in a frying pan The egg says ""fuck me its hot in here"". The sausage goes ""fuck me, a talking egg!"""
"I KEPT MY CAPS LOCK ON WHEN I SEARCHED RECIPES FOR DINNER TONIGHT AND NOW GORDON RAMSEY IS IN MY KITCHEN"
"A shake for breakfast. A shake for lunch. A sensible dinner. SEVENTY FIVE COOKIES AT 12:34AM"
"I've been on reddit so much I'm gravely ill now... I think I caught a computer virus."
"I have a really good joke about pussy ... but redditors don't get it."
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"
"My stepmom fell into a wishing well I was amazed- I never thought they worked"
"How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello? Konichihuahua"
"Two guys are walking down the street........ .....and come upon a dog, licking his balls. The first guy says to the second guy, ""I wish I could do that!"". The second guy says, ""That dog'll bite you!""."